That awkward moment when

That awkward moment when the person you like asks you who you like.That awkward moment when everyone's Facebook statuses are "hanging out with _____" and you're just like..."home alone... with a lot of food"That awkward moment when you realize that the people you should never trust are the ones who say "Trust me."The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.That awkward moment when you realize Kim Kardashian’s failed marriage could have have paid for your college tuition for 2,690 years.That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.That awkward moment when the weirdest kid in school is in a relationship and you're still single.That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can't figure out what you meant.That awkward moment when the NBA now stands for 'Not Ballin' Anymore.'The awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid.That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing at the top of your lungs.That awkward moment when I'm tired all day but when I lay in bed, I'm fully awake because of all the things on my mind.THE AWKWARD MOMENT when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they're just like "you already told me.."That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.That awkward moment when you post a status on Facebook and someone likes it almost immediately.That awkward moment when you see someone wish someone else happy birthday on Facebook but, not you.That awkward moment when you stay trapped in your room because there's strangers in your house.The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.
The awkward moment when you realize you're no longer just casually browsing Facebook, you're stalking!That awkward moment when you're spacing out, and then suddenly realizing you're staring directly at a guy.The awkward moment when your ex is hotter than before.That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot, because you're just so hilarious.That awkward moment when somebody is talking trash about someone next to you and that person looks at you like you're doing it to...That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.That awkward moment when you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.."That awkward moment when you're trying to explain how a song goes, but you really don't want to sing it.The awkward moment when you're looking for something and it was in your hand or right in front of you the whole time.That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.That awkward moment when you catch someone picking their nose..That awkward moment when you realize that the person WASN'T waving at you.That awkward moment when you accidentally hurt someone and you pretend you're hurt to.That awkward moment When you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong, when they're the problem.The awkward moment as you're standing there as your friend talks to someone you don't know! -_-That awkward moment when someone says they wanna hang out, but you don't want to.The awkward moment when you don't know what to order from Starbucks and everyone looks at you like you're from outer-space.